"You shuld drawz mah favurit characers next!" Hands down. >.> I get this comment more often than most, so it's just that much more annoying. Sure, I'll draw all of your favorite characters for free. When the ground grows cold beneath my feet.
I'd really have to go with "all of the above", but if I had to choose one, it's "this offends me as a female". Newsflash, people: to look like Batman, you'd have to spend all day at the gym, watch your diet 24/7 and take steroids until your balls rot off. How is that a "healthy body image"? And how are full-body spandex suits on men somehow less "demeaning" than on women? Aghaghaghaghagh.
Oh come on - I mean seriously, man! Why don't you conform completely to other people's wishes in your personal artwork! I can't believe you!
All joking aside, though, questions like "Why isn't [x character] in this picture?" are incredibly annoying. [X character] is not there because you chose not to draw him/her! It's that simple! If they want to see a character you didn't draw, they're welcome to draw it themselves.
No, I don't mean you personally mate. It's just that it must be great to be such a popular artist and without sounding too fan-boyish, I consider you the greatest Batman artist in the world. The problem is, that all the attention must grate on your nerves somewhat, am I right? All the constant niggling complaints, all the mindless sycophancy, all the people who want to treat you like some performing animal rather than a guy working on his own stuff and marching to the beat of his own drum. I'm lucky, being untalented I will never receive the ammount of adoration you do. But I'd like to think that I'd be grateful even for the douchebags who bother me from time to time.
But what the fuck do I know? You're the one who has to put up with a constant stream of bullshit. I don't blame you for getting pissed off. No offence intended, sir
Screw them, Your group shots are freaking Amazing! To be honest I like Deadpool but I don't need him in everything. Plus your recent BatGirl group shot was better than any Deadpool picture I've ever seen, hands down!
The most ridiculous one I've gotten was when someone commented with "You forgot ____", only "____" was a character who hadn't existed at the time I did the pic. But you manage to cram so many characters into one image (referring largely to your 80-Page Giant covers here) that I'm always so in awe of what's there that I rarely if ever even question whether anybody could possibly be missing.